Great news for people with an incredibly specific kind of exhibitionist kink: There’s a resort in Australia where fish can watch you piss, or take a dump, or shower, or even do all three. Isn’t that exciting?!

@darithykim

Stage fright at its finest

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Darithy Kim recently posted a video from the bathroom of her resort at Daydream Island Resort and Spa, located in the Whitsunday Islands in Queensland. In the video, Kim records a fish that’s staring at her through a window in the bathroom, telling the camera, “This guy… I need to pee, but like, he’s just watching me! How weird!”

In the fish’s defense, he’s probably equally as confused as to why he shares a wall with humans. And what if he was peeing right now, and you were the one creeping on him? Do fish pee? BRB. (Yes, they do, but since they live underwater you can’t easily tell. Fish could be peeing every time we see them, and we’d have no idea.)

Commenters were immediately onboard with the bathroom that allows all manner of sea creature to indulge their voyeuristic impulses, and some even shared more lore about the fish spotted in the video, with one person writing, “I’ve seen the same fish at Daydream Island,” while someone else commented, “Mod the gold spotted cod .” I suppose it’s handy to know the name of the fish spying on you so you can be specific when you yell at him to stop being a Peeping Tom (or Peeping Cod?).

Someone else pointed out a potential issue with this bathroom, commenting, “It’s all fine until a scuba diver swims past.” Hopefully the resort has thought of that and implemented ways to prevent it, since having fish watch you do your business is bad enough, but other humans? Hardly the relaxing Australian getaway you were dreaming of.